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Hey there, my name is Paula and I live in New York. Anything else, ask away :)
May 13 '13
henryclervall: google gets kinky

henryclervall:

google gets kinky

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May 13 '13

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

(Source: sethmeyers)

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May 13 '13

the-king-hiddles:

familyfriendlyurl:

coolscar:

familyfriendlyurl:

why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.

captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman

wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this

I cannot breathe

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May 13 '13

cokeflow:

mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

39,887 notes (via takinoverswag & greg0ry)

Apr 1 '13
the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord omg the way that last baby hops! The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…” i’m laughing so hard I’M SO DONE

the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord

omg the way that last baby hops!

The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…”

i’m laughing so hard

I’M SO DONE

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

584,151 notes (via thebitchpudding & 4gifs)

Apr 1 '13

danhowled:

ammiit:

voozu:

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?

what

71,815 notes (via voyageofthemuntjac & voozu)

Apr 1 '13

myladymother:

I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy”

the fucking plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good

(Source: formerlymyladymother)

84,300 notes (via voyageofthemuntjac & formerlymyladymother)

Apr 1 '13
  • me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost

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Apr 1 '13

darrynek:

i donated blood today

not my own though

(Source: darrynek)

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Apr 1 '13

(Source: faunasworld)

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