Hey there, my name is Paula and I live in New York. Anything else, ask away :)
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
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why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.
captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman
wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
I cannot breathe
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the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord
omg the way that last baby hops!
The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…”
i’m laughing so hard
I’M SO DONE
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in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”
aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?
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I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy”
the fucking plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good
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me after eating one healthy meal:
i wonder how much weight I've lost
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